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Postby DaBunny1 » 03 Dec 2007, 23:09

Blind Ferret wrote:god damn you moose, we were going to our death not telling our son how he was conceived. . .

the truth is bunny. . . I was born by a different name. . . and well. . had a little ehem... help... moose was cool to understand. . . and that is what turned him on to men. . . my desire to be one. . . after you were born it went really haywire, and we swore that you would or should never know the truth. .


I am your mother.


there is only 1 thing i can say to that..........




WTF!!!??
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Postby Seppuku » 04 Dec 2007, 01:25

Blind Ferret wrote:god damn you moose, we were going to our death not telling our son how he was conceived. . .

the truth is bunny. . . I was born by a different name. . . and well. . had a little ehem... help... moose was cool to understand. . . and that is what turned him on to men. . . my desire to be one. . . after you were born it went really haywire, and we swore that you would or should never know the truth. .


I am your mother.



This is hands down, post of the month, if not year. Wally, I hope you are appreciating all this...
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Postby doggernaut » 04 Dec 2007, 08:58

Blind Ferret wrote:I am your mother.


ok...so let me set this all straight for the record...

moose is the father...

ferret is the mother...

ferret has a butt baby by moose which makes bunny a...

TURD?!?
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Postby sweetpeaib » 04 Dec 2007, 09:46

LMAO Always good for a morning laugh!!
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Postby TSKiller22 » 04 Dec 2007, 10:46

Blind Ferret wrote:god damn you moose, we were going to our death not telling our son how he was conceived. . .

the truth is bunny. . . I was born by a different name. . . and well. . had a little ehem... help... moose was cool to understand. . . and that is what turned him on to men. . . my desire to be one. . . after you were born it went really haywire, and we swore that you would or should never know the truth. .


I am your mother.



This is the funniest post I have seen!!! That has made my morning. Hell it might have made my entire week!
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Postby DaBunny1 » 04 Dec 2007, 16:29

WHERE THE HELL IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING???????? IDAHO?

i have officially been scared fr life. jut by the WTF factor.
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Postby doggernaut » 04 Dec 2007, 17:02

DaBunny1 wrote:WHERE THE HELL IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING????????


apparently...in the TOILET!!!
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Postby Madislander » 04 Dec 2007, 17:04

doggernaut wrote:
Blind Ferret wrote:I am your mother.


ok...so let me set this all straight for the record...

moose is the father...

ferret is the mother...

ferret has a butt baby by moose which makes bunny a...

TURD?!?



Damn I love this Clan, and am really proud to say that moose is not my father and ferret is not my mother, however this does all explain why bunny is, well, the way he is
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Postby Blind Ferret » 04 Dec 2007, 17:29

Seppuku wrote:
Blind Ferret wrote:god damn you moose, we were going to our death not telling our son how he was conceived. . .

the truth is bunny. . . I was born by a different name. . . and well. . had a little ehem... help... moose was cool to understand. . . and that is what turned him on to men. . . my desire to be one. . . after you were born it went really haywire, and we swore that you would or should never know the truth. .


I am your mother.



This is hands down, post of the month, if not year. Wally, I hope you are appreciating all this...


thank you . . . thank you very much. . . . and.... i am spent.
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Postby fatmooseknuckle » 04 Dec 2007, 21:23

Madislander wrote:really proud to say that moose is not my father and ferret is not my mother

keep telling yourself whatever makes you sleep at night...
ferret & i have had a little rendezvous north of the border.
do you have my porn-star mustache?
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Postby Madislander » 04 Dec 2007, 21:43

fatmooseknuckle wrote:
Madislander wrote:really proud to say that moose is not my father and ferret is not my mother

keep telling yourself whatever makes you sleep at night...
ferret & i have had a little rendezvous north of the border.
do you have my porn-star mustache?


Um, no sorry, I know who my parents are and you 2 definetly aren't them, come on I would be way better at knifing people if you guys were, don't you think? I only have 18 dogtags, all unique but still only 18!
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Postby doggernaut » 05 Dec 2007, 00:59

fatmooseknuckle wrote:do you have my porn-star mustache?


nope...but he's got your pearl necklace :lol:
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Postby orngechevy » 05 Dec 2007, 01:01

and braclet as well as the pearl toe ring
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Postby Wallacker » 05 Dec 2007, 01:25

Well, the last dozen or so posts have shown me that this is the place to be. I have been on the server a lot, but I haven't been knifed in a while. It's good to be able to play on a squad that actually has a capable squad leader. Even if they are pearl necklace wearing mutant butt-spawn.
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Postby dawgface » 05 Dec 2007, 13:15

And here's the twist.....

Cable & Gummi are his twin brothers..
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