xNoobaliciousX wrote:Speaking of "long link"...
A bit more about me:
I work in a corporate office, wear a suit, and think about jumping out my office window several times a day. I'm typing this message at work on my iPhone, and will then go take a shit and write a memo.
Very similar work experience, except I stopped wearing a suite and tie some time ago. I know I'm supposed to and I get looks of scorn and hatred all the time (especially from the boss) - I just can't find the strength to put a silk noose around my neck. I also think of jumping out my window every day:
All office desks should
have a set of fake wings - flap,
flap, flap off the roof
Most of my time is spent either looking at youtube videos of music or cats, working on my non-work related laptop or reading stories online about medieval torture. Generally shit time is good time to catch up on some Texas holdem or to check the paper and look for multi-purpose guns/rifles. Every once in a while I have to go out to run an errand - that usually means going down to my car to catch an hour or two of sleep. I often delay submitting reports or get extensions because I just don't want to do them. Who knows, if they get extended long enough maybe they will go away forever?
We appreciate your application here - the whole "corporate sympathetic experience" has brought tears of sadness and joy to my face.
The only thing you have against you so far
xNoobaliciousX wrote:I'm also warming up to the Mexican guy on teamspeak.
I personally can't overlook this (I usually just mute the non-English speakers in TS), but others may.
God bless, and GOD BLESS AMERICA