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Postby xNoobaliciousX » 15 Feb 2012, 00:21

Hello,

For those of you who haven’t met me, my name is xNoobaliciousX and I play video games.

Like many gamers, I’m shy and have a hard time expressing my feelings. These past months on Teamspeak with you all have helped me grow not only as a BF3 soldier, but as a person. In =TRR= I have found a warm home.

I know it has taken a while, but after much prayer and permission from my family, I would like to join the ranks of the world’s most elite fighting force…. =TRR=

I made a video for you that I believe conveys my feelings, hopes and dreams… please enjoy.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0-FudiIjuo
(better watch it while you can… they’re definitely pulling that shit down quick)
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Postby Seppuku » 15 Feb 2012, 00:47

a fucking +.
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Postby playdeaux » 15 Feb 2012, 00:51

:shock: uhhhh
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Postby Friar » 15 Feb 2012, 00:57

I think we just lost hof...brain aneurism or something.....

but i vote yes...

/end thread! lol.
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Postby cableguy619 » 15 Feb 2012, 01:02

fixed the link btw.. when u share the link choose long link
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Postby cableguy619 » 15 Feb 2012, 01:04

BTW fucking awesome lol.. but this will probably get you banned from you tube for 6 months lol
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Postby RodAlmighty » 15 Feb 2012, 02:41

This guy is a geezer, and probably banned from youtube. Loved the Ave Maria, well done.
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Postby Wicked1Shot » 15 Feb 2012, 08:40

Fucking Awesome!!!!
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Postby xNoobaliciousX » 15 Feb 2012, 10:53

cableguy619 wrote:fixed the link btw.. when u share the link choose long link


Speaking of "long link"...

A bit more about me:
I work in a corporate office, wear a suit, and think about jumping out my office window several times a day. I'm typing this message at work on my iPhone, and will then go take a shit and write a memo.

I am not racist, as evidenced by the purchase of a lovely philpino mail-order bride. She is obedient and god fearing. I'm also warming up to the Mexican guy on teamspeak.

I'm not full-on gay, just kind of gay when I get drunk.

I will definately be an asset to =TRR=. My game skillz speak for themselves. Once or twice a game I throw down a med kit. I also cap'd a point once and jumped a jeep over a fence. Also, my instructional BF3 sniper videos have been called "game changers" by several people.

And hey, happy belated valentines. I didn't get you cards or anything, but know that I love each and every one of you... Even the Mexican guy and the Vin Diesel dude that won't repeat lines from Fast and Furious.
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Postby DDoubleVVision » 15 Feb 2012, 11:43

xNoobaliciousX wrote:I'm also warming up to the Mexican guy on teamspeak.

lol which one
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Postby Friar » 15 Feb 2012, 12:37

DDoubleVVision wrote:
xNoobaliciousX wrote:I'm also warming up to the Mexican guy on teamspeak.

lol which one

Yea, there are quite a few of them. Some more legal than others, and some that are still there. LoL.
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Postby Werwolf TurnerD » 15 Feb 2012, 13:05

xNoobaliciousX wrote:Speaking of "long link"...

A bit more about me:
I work in a corporate office, wear a suit, and think about jumping out my office window several times a day. I'm typing this message at work on my iPhone, and will then go take a shit and write a memo.


Very similar work experience, except I stopped wearing a suite and tie some time ago. I know I'm supposed to and I get looks of scorn and hatred all the time (especially from the boss) - I just can't find the strength to put a silk noose around my neck. I also think of jumping out my window every day:

All office desks should
have a set of fake wings - flap,
flap, flap off the roof

Most of my time is spent either looking at youtube videos of music or cats, working on my non-work related laptop or reading stories online about medieval torture. Generally shit time is good time to catch up on some Texas holdem or to check the paper and look for multi-purpose guns/rifles. Every once in a while I have to go out to run an errand - that usually means going down to my car to catch an hour or two of sleep. I often delay submitting reports or get extensions because I just don't want to do them. Who knows, if they get extended long enough maybe they will go away forever?

We appreciate your application here - the whole "corporate sympathetic experience" has brought tears of sadness and joy to my face.

The only thing you have against you so far

xNoobaliciousX wrote:I'm also warming up to the Mexican guy on teamspeak.


I personally can't overlook this (I usually just mute the non-English speakers in TS), but others may.

God bless, and GOD BLESS AMERICA
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Postby fatmooseknuckle » 15 Feb 2012, 13:06

Friar wrote:
DDoubleVVision wrote:
xNoobaliciousX wrote:I'm also warming up to the Mexican guy on teamspeak.

lol which one

Yea, there are quite a few of them. Some more legal than others, and some that are still there. LoL.

No shit! It it wasn't for mexicans, we'd only have have 4 or 5 =TRR= members. That video was some quality stuff. I might start calling you Martin scoregayse.
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Postby Friar » 15 Feb 2012, 14:05

Werwolf TurnerD wrote:I often delay submitting reports or get extensions because I just don't want to do them. Who knows, if they get extended long enough maybe they will go away forever?


Are you trying to say we should do this for his application?

fatmooseknuckle wrote:I might start calling you Martin scoregayse.


/second this motion!

Or other alternatives would be Jerry Cockhummer, Michael Gay, Rideme Scott, James Cumonme, Cock Eatwood, Alfred Hugecock. I'll stop there. We can come up with more if needed.
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Postby xNoobaliciousX » 15 Feb 2012, 15:41

Friar wrote:Are you trying to say we should do this for his application?



Listen, I'm a very busy man and I don't have time to fuck around waiting for things. Maybe I didn't stress how important I am.

Also, there were a few to many views showing up on that video. Someone is definatley jerking off to it.
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