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Postby RaginJako » 25 Mar 2012, 22:44

Hey everyone. Im Raginjako, and id like to introduce myself and express intrest in this clan. I came to BF3 during its release, I live in san diego and go to college. I live alone ect. My favorite weapon is the USAS with the kobra site extended mag and buckshot or frag rounds. I use it with all my classes except recon. I am reasonable with assault rifles. My favorite class is assault but my favorites always evolve. Since i have been playing this game i have learned almost all of my fps multiplayer strats from this game. Almost all of the techniques i learned from this game i learned from the guys in TRR. I would love to be a part of this clan and feel i would be a piece of the puzzle, pie, or whatever fits this clans fancy. I always do my best and get my best scores when i am following the good players on this server around. I have emulated many players on this server. Not to brown nose, but its the damn truth. I could go on forever. Other than that i look forward to being apart of the family. I love playing on this server!

Ragin

P.S. dont see spell check but im more than capable of crossing my I's and doting my T's if i need to.
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Postby El_Matador » 25 Mar 2012, 22:56

Damn.. You type almost as much as you talk.... TITS OR GTFO!
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Postby awesomer » 26 Mar 2012, 02:16

Got a tip for you. Don't blame TRR members (Thor) of vehicle hacking in the TS server. Followed by your non-stop hackuatation till your kicked.
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Postby thorkane » 26 Mar 2012, 06:29

Ya, bitch. Yer not as good with rocket launchers as you think you are. Having an eng repairing you while another eng rockets you usually balances out til either the rocket guy runs outta rockets, or I find you and return fire. To kill me, you usually need C4.
Now bend over so I can shove my rocket up your ass :lol:

btw, I do consider the hackusation from a noob like you as a compliment. Now, TITS, or GTFO!
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Postby cableguy619 » 26 Mar 2012, 08:47

So you understand the guys can be rough here and take cheatign seriously. If your serious about TRR continue to hang out and get to knwo the guys. Somethign we ask everyone who want to join TRR to do. Once people have gotten to know you will put up a vote.

At this point a vote would probably be a no by those who already commented. We are by no means a hard core clan, but a great group of guys and ladies. We take hacking/cheating seriously and would never let one into the clan.

As for Thor he should take it as a compliment, but if you think he was cheating, because he sucks in a tank and had a good round lol ( I hate the thought of him in a tank) you havent seen anything yet. There are people that play on our server that can destroy in a tank.

Anyhow stick around.
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Postby artisans » 26 Mar 2012, 10:51

Lol thorkane does good? when the fuck is that?

Maybe he got better in my absence ;)
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Postby John Cooke » 26 Mar 2012, 11:37

artisans wrote:Lol thorkane does good? when the fuck is that?

Maybe he got better in my absence ;)


When are you going to get your sorry bear raped ass in here again?

oh, and welcome to the forums Ragin :wink:
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Postby thorkane » 26 Mar 2012, 12:43

artisans wrote:Lol thorkane does good? when the fuck is that?

Maybe he got better in my absence ;)

Absent? You would have to be here first before you could be absent :lol:
So suck my balls, Arti :wink: and kiss my ass, Gayble :lol:
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Postby Werwolf TurnerD » 26 Mar 2012, 13:13

Hello RaginJako, glad to see you applying here..couple of things I would like to bring to your attention as there could be some issues with your wanting to join TRR.

First off I take exception to your name – and by that I mean the common implied meaning of your name.
When I see "Jako" I think if the now deceased Michael Jackson. Now I'm not sure if you know this, but Michal Jackson aka "Jako" was a kiddy diddler. So when I see that name I cannot help the fact that in brings a "Ragin" viagra fuelled Michael Jackson to mind. An unwholesome picture in the least – but if you could've had an actual photograph of said event – a picture that could have make you rich.
We can't live in the past though.

Anyway, only crazy fucking weirdo's, fag hags, +400 pounders and homos care about Michael Jackson so let's go ahead and drop this already, shall we?

It's been brought to my attention (via this thread directed at me) that you think a few TRR members hack. I agree with your accusation of hacking, if your definition of hacking is picking up strange men at Westside bars. Thor and Awesemo are both guilty of this, as are a few other unsavory types in this clan. And just a point of note, every town has a "Westside" part*

On the issue of hacking and hackusations here's my advice to you: Harbor it. Harbor it for a long time.

Generally what I often do is mutter "mother fucker" under my breath, or I make snide but indirect comments in TS hoping the person will "out" himself as a hacker. It usually doesn't work but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop. Unless you want to come across as half-a-fag you will have to get vocalized hackusations under control. I know they cheat, and these cheating no-good cocksuckers know that they cheat. Your best bet is to keep it inside until one day you:

1) Rage quit the game forever
2) Break computer or peripherals
3) Take it out on your loved ones
4) Take it out on everyone else
5) Kill yourself


....or any combination thereof.

These wild hackusations are very detrimental to the clan and server functionality, for example your recent armor hackusation made towards Thor has set me and the server back quite a bit. Let me explain:

The fact that Thor thinks he is worthy of an armor hackusation only fuels his desire to play on more armor heavy maps, or at the least it will throw him in armor at every chance he gets on mostly infantry based maps. This does me a great disservice since I have been taking great strides to eliminate armor from all our maps. Now he will have it in his head that "armor maps are good, we need armor maps", which is 100% un-fucking-acceptable. Our server would have been better ...served (???) if you had said something to the effect of:

"Why do you even get in the armor, you suck and get killed 5 seconds later?"

"Well I suppose you can't shoot for shit with your soldier so they have to put one piece of armor on the map just so you can play".

"You communist twinkle-toes faggot, I'm going to stick that armor so far up your ass you'll be shitting lead for a week!"


Be creative, but be DISCOURAGING (the opposite of encouraging).

If you do decide to take it take it out on some of our clanmates let me know. I have all their contact information, work schedules, bank account info, fantasies, etc, listed in a master database. Thor is just a drive up the state and I know what kind of duct tape and feathers he likes used. Unfortunately Awesemo is located in another country (Hawaii), so you'll need special transportation to get to across the ocean to him. Let me know though – I can get you a used cocaine sub for next to nothing and the trip via submersible should only take you a few weeks.

If you decide to revenge your eHonor let me know – and please take some pics. I have some contacts south of the border that pay top dollar from crime scene photos. And out of respect for my clanmates we will make sure to use black bars over their eyes if their photos are used in a murder mag – I don’t know if they will block out the TRR tattoos on their asses though.

At this point the vote would be a no, but that can have several meanings - kind of like when you are on a date.

Let the emotions calm down and try to remember that some people take TS very seriously as it's one of the few places where they get to interact with live people. Come and play awhile, get to know people – their likes and loves, their favorite ice cream flavor. Or you can discuss a recently seen teen-focused movie (twilight, hunger games) which is wholly age inappropriate for them to have seen but they still want to discuss it. Don't be a scumbag and just discuss it, even if it makes you feel uncomfortable. We have many discussions in TS that often make me feel uncomfortable, that's all just part of being in a gaming clan!

Or you can just gtfo.

Thank you again for you application to TRR

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Postby WoRLORD1 » 26 Mar 2012, 13:25

Another Turner Classic. Oh and Armour maps rock!
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Postby John Cooke » 26 Mar 2012, 15:49

Werwolf TurnerD wrote:...Unfortunately Awesemo is located in another country (Hawaii)


Werwolf TurnerD wrote:...some people take TS very seriously as it's one of the few places where they get to interact with live people.


Werwolf TurnerD wrote:Or you can just gtfo.


TL:DR version

Good job Sir... you deserve a Beer!
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Postby DDoubleVVision » 26 Mar 2012, 15:54

The only thing better than getting paid to do these write-ups is getting paid to read them.

And for that I thank you, Turner.
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Postby Hoflich » 26 Mar 2012, 16:28

Bravo!

Turner, you just won a motorboat courtesy of Fito! :P
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Postby thorkane » 26 Mar 2012, 20:04

:lol: :lol: ROFL :lol: :lol:
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Postby fatmooseknuckle » 26 Mar 2012, 20:51

ok, we just gotta start making turner responding to intro and application threads MANDATORY! that was fucking hilarious. enjoy your stay, jakof. there's a lot of anal raping jokesters around here. join ts and get to know everyone. you will either run away w/ a sore anis or a sore side from laughing.
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