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Postby HonchoRyanC » 11 Jul 2013, 01:42

Hey I hear you guys are looking for some new people. My name is Ryan, I live in North County San Diego. I mainly squad up with Stonersbliss and ozzlaw. I have not been in a clan for years now so I thought I would hit you guys up. I've been playing Battlefield since the first one came out when ever that was. I'm pretty chill for the most part. Just looking to squad up and have a good time.

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/HonchoRyanC/
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Postby xNoobaliciousX » 11 Jul 2013, 14:17

Thanks for stopping by the forums. Sadly, you have picked our two token queers to play with. Not sure if you have had the privilege of talking with them on teamspeak, but if you have not yet been proposition for truck stop bathroom sex or a friendly "camping" trip, it's coming.

Stoner has been permematly banned from Disneyland for assaulting a young Latin worker in Futureland. The incident remains a dark stain on the TRR legacy. He is also HPV positive, so open mouth kissing and oral sex of any sort is discouraged.

Ozz... Well, there's not much to say about him other than: shave, wax, do what ever you can do to remove body hair unless you enjoy a good salad tossing. He had a disturbingly strong attraction to body hair. I once heard him describe xFriar's hairy back as "like the mane of lion that flew from heaven. The kind you want to rub yourself all over to absorb the essence". Fucking weirdo if you ask me.

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Postby Werwolf TurnerD » 11 Jul 2013, 15:53

I'm sorry you had to see this ^ moronic post as a welcome HonchoRyan,...may I call you Honcho?

As the day progresses and more responsible people get home and on their (soon to be outdated) PCs, you will get a response and a warm greeting by someone who has more than two functioning brain cells. Noob is not the person to do this (for too many reasons to list here), and due to a traumatic brain injury which occurred when I was a small child, I too am disqualified to offer a proper welcome to you.

Back in the day..oh so many years ago, I used to like to climb…objects. All of this attraction to climbing ended abruptly when I was around 8 (not too long ago). See, I had a very bad experience at a McDonald's child play park - do you know what those are? Years ago, McDonalds (the Irish restaurant chain) would build small play parks to attract children to their establishments - I assume this was to increase both revenue and traffic by luring in the children, which in turn would force their parents to frequent said establishments. Well, I was no different - I was enamored with the small, attraction filled artificial parks. With their shiny plastic trees, and ball pits that smelt of urine and quab.

Long story short, when I see a shiny plastic tree I have an uncontrollable urge to climb it. Well, I did have an urge until a tragic event childhood event destroyed that urge. I can't remember the exact occasion - maybe it was a kiddie birthday party that was being thrown for a childhood “friend” and my parents bribed that kids parents so they would invite me, or maybe it was because my family loves unhealthy food, I can’t recall really. When I think back on the incident, in my mind’s eye I can only see the Hamburgler, Grimace and large plastic trees with round tables at their base.

On to the story

It was there and I had to climb it. The Tree, that is.
We had already eaten, children were playing…and I believe my older brother (that motherfucker) may have even goaded me into climbing it. Somehow I shimmied up that plastic , faux tree…up to its shiny top. Looking down on my brother below me who was shouting, I lost my balance, fell and hit head first – the table breaking my fall before hitting the floor. After I fell the world was spinning, my head hurt but all I could do was laugh uncontrollably. My brother, not wanting to be implicated in my youthful misadventure, acted as if he had just arrived on the scene and was unaware that his charge, his younger brother – had just fallen several feet onto his head.

Things are different now…I don’t like to climb anymore, that urge is dead…and I sure as hell do not have the capacity to welcome someone new into our corner of the internet. That fall changed my life ….forever.

Now every time I smell McDonalds French fries I vacillate between feelings of euphoria and giddy laughter, or I become morose, filled with rage or even feel suicidal.


Even with all these hurdles placed in front of me I will try...I must try try.

This will be my effort to welcome you our forums Honcho. So here it goes….

We come Honcho, wecome to r forums
(extends out hand cautiously)
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Postby HonchoRyanC » 11 Jul 2013, 17:02

uhhh thanks for the welcome haha, honcho works for me.

I'll be chilling in your teamspeak tonight.
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Postby stonersparadise » 11 Jul 2013, 20:02

Lol fucking turner. Honcho sup homie! These guys here are bad ass. Well all except cableguy because half the time you can barely understand what the fuck he is typing. He also visits with noob and together they hit up the parks there in Diegoand lure children into cables candy van and expose themselves to them. Couple of sick fucks right there.

Fatmoose is already hitting up your mom and is willing to trade his mom in return.
Artisans fucks bears up there in Alaska.
Rodalmighty and nechi are canadians. Best just ignore them because they are retarded anyway.
As for the Spanish members. ...they are only temporary members till la migra find em
Til then speak cautiously to these people in ts and have a great time!
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Postby Hoflich » 11 Jul 2013, 21:23

Don't forget the central american hit squad.

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Postby stonersparadise » 11 Jul 2013, 21:43

Hoflich wrote:Don't forget the central american hit squad.

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Hoff on the left and Garcia on the right?
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Postby cableguy619 » 11 Jul 2013, 23:37

Hoflich wrote:Don't forget the central american hit squad.

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Hof and JC!!!!! HAWT!!!
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Postby cableguy619 » 11 Jul 2013, 23:40

on a side note Honc just chill and hang out. it has been slow around TRR due to BF3 sucking lately but everyone is around just chilling and waiting for well BF4 I guess.

Be patient and get to know all TRR and we will eventually throw up a vote to see if you are TRR material, and well if you can hang with these sick bastards
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Postby orngechevy » 12 Jul 2013, 07:27

and Tits don't forget to post tits
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Postby fatmooseknuckle » 12 Jul 2013, 20:38

Werwolf TurnerD wrote:McDonalds (the Irish restaurant chain)

isn't that the one where you can both whiskey and into a fight in the drive through?

welcome to our forums. you still around long enough and we'll be calling you honch-ho. i haven't been in a long time, but i remember seeing you in the past. keep playing and hanging out w/ the rest of these homos. btw, there are a few general unwritten rules to follow if you plan on hanging around here.

1) TOGTFO
2) meet me behind the dumpster (the one @ fry's in san marcos may be close enough)

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Postby awesomer » 12 Jul 2013, 22:20

Seriously though. TITS!
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Postby HonchoRyanC » 13 Jul 2013, 20:20

Shiiit, I worked there for like a year man. Outstanding tits. I don't know if I can top those titties.
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Postby stonersparadise » 13 Jul 2013, 21:22

HonchoRyanC wrote:Shiiit, I worked there for like a year man. Outstanding tits. I don't know if I can top those titties.

Moose always finds the best tits but you gotta try to beat him
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Postby orngechevy » 13 Jul 2013, 21:32

Fucking pussy you don't need to top him just post some tits and we all win
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