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Who is this guy?

[Werwolf TurnerD]

Thank you for applying Wicked1Shot

Even though you have a "hackish" sort of name, we are still glad you applied for membership here at TRR. The fact that itstime actually posted in this thread elevates your application from "hey, who is this new guy?" to "hey, who is this guy who's applying?"

Don't worry about the homosexual hazing and threats, that’s just the gangs way of saying - watch your ass.

We are a very casual bunch of older gamers, more or less normal guys - who like to game online together. Some of the guys actually meet up face to face, grabs some beers, hug, etc.
I'm not into that.

So getting that aside we do have some questions for you:

- Do you have a passport?
- Are you barred from traveling to Mexico or Central America?
- Do you get nervous when you are placed in a confined space for a long time, or are you averse to being covered in viscous or gelatinous fluids for long periods of time?
- Do you consider intercourse with people who are unconscious unethical?
- Are you allergic to latex products?
- Are you a licensed driver? Are you a good driver? If told "get us the fuck out of here!!!!!!" while you were driving, how would you react?
- How long can you hold your breath?

Thank you again for applying Wicked1Shot - even though I consider your name hackish in nature, you'll still get my vote. Your application is being considered but in the meantime keep coming back to play, and join us in teamspeak.
Should you be accepted into TRR and allowed in as an Initiate of the Sacred Eye, remember me - I'll be the one in the black robes………and who knows, after everything is done maybe we can grab a beer?

Thank you
TurnerD
TRR Greeter/Sacred Oracle of the Benevolent Orifice

The End

[John Cooke]

LOL

Who is this guy?

x2

@ Turner

LMAO

[Madislander]

LOL

Who is this guy?

x2

@ Turner

LMAO

I second this motion, Eh!

[fatmooseknuckle]

turner for pres!

[Seppuku]

still waiting for diagram, thx in advance.

[orngechevy]

tits ?

[fatmooseknuckle]

still waiting for diagram, thx in advance.

Instructions are on page 1. Take another look.

[Seppuku]

looked again. do not see diagram.

[Werwolf TurnerD]

looked again. do not see diagram.

More than likely moose will just have to come over an demonstrate.

We can start with some steel Ben Wa balls, then he can graduate to different sized Russian Nesting dolls.
Moose - I have a set which has different pictures of TRR members faces pasted on them if that helps you get them in easier as they get larger in size. I put cableguys pic on the biggest one since I know you like him the most.

Just thought I'd put that out there...

[Wicked1Shot]

Don't worry about the homosexual hazing and threats, that’s just the gangs way of saying - watch your ass.

It's all good, Friar pre-warned me of the homo's lol.

- Do you have a passport?
- Are you barred from traveling to Mexico or Central America?
- Do you get nervous when you are placed in a confined space for a long time, or are you averse to being covered in viscous or gelatinous fluids for long periods of time?
- Do you consider intercourse with people who are unconscious unethical?
- Are you allergic to latex products?
- Are you a licensed driver? Are you a good driver? If told "get us the fuck out of here!!!!!!" while you were driving, how would you react?
- How long can you hold your breath?

To answer your Questions
Yes I have a passport
After my last visit to mexico I might be, but unsure (damn hookers)
No I don't get nervous in small places as long as I'm allowed to play with myself
As long as the fluid isn't white or red I'll be fine
No it's not unethical, I'm married and normally the sex I get is with my sleeping wife
No allergies
Yes I have a license, I'm a good driver, and if told I would floor it but make sure to hit all old women/men, blacks, mexicans, jews, and homos that I could on my way out
I think my old high school record was just over 5 mins in the tub with my girlfriend

I hope this info helps

Thank You
Wicked

[Friar]

fixed the replies below. Doing all this editing on a phone sucks btw lol.

Don't worry about the homosexual hazing and threats, that’s just the gangs way of saying - watch your ass.

It's all good, Friar told me of the homo's lol. So I applied immediatley, this IS the place for me!

- Do you have a passport?
- Are you barred from traveling to Mexico or Central America?
- Do you get nervous when you are placed in a confined space for a long time, or are you averse to being covered in viscous or gelatinous fluids for long periods of time?
- Do you consider intercourse with people who are unconscious unethical?
- Are you allergic to latex products?
- Are you a licensed driver? Are you a good driver? If told "get us the fuck out of here!!!!!!" while you were driving, how would you react?
- How long can you hold your breath?

To answer your Questions
Yes I have a passport
After my last visit to mexico I might be, but unsure (damn gigilos)
No I don't get nervous in small places as long as I'm allowed to play with myself
As long as the fluid iswhite or red I'll be fine
No it's not unethical, I'm married and normally the sex I get is with my dog
No allergies
Yes I have a license, I'm a good driver, and if told I would floor it but make sure to hit all old women/men, blacks, mexicans, jews, and spare all the homos that I could on my way out
I think my old high school record was just over 5 mins with the football captians dong crammed down my throat

I hope this info helps

Thank You
Wicked

[Wicked1Shot]

CA Meeting

Here you go Friar you need help

[Friar]

CA Meeting

Here you go Friar you need help

Holy shit small cocks on mah phone...someone tell hof to get the fuck outta my phone.

(if I put my cock on my phone with that pic up and touch tips, does that mean we did it?)