I would love to join

[maverickjr]

I have been playing first person shooters since I was old enough to hold a control.In BF3 im level 100 on ps3 and just got the game on pc so im only level 15. On BF4 im level 15 aswell and loving this game. Im a firm believer that with teamwork and communication even the worst of players can go positive in games.
I have played MW3 for money. My team was the top 2v2 team in MW3. Now im not saying that to toot my own horn but im saying that because my friend I was playing with NEVER went positive in any game. Until he met me. We started communicating and BAM he was doing better than he had ever done.
Let me join TRR and we can win this. We could do game battles and we can dominate any platoon thrown at us.

P.S
Im a great pilot and sniper
I talked to Cableguy619 at the time of this posting just in case you guys needed to know

[awesomer]

Tits or GTFO

[cableguy619]

lol requirements Titties and sarcasm. Jump in to TS Mav and get to know the guys. great bunch of fellas, ass holes and what nots. See if you can hang with the abuse on TS haha if you can put up with us Ill put up a vote in our member section.

Cmon down and hang out yall

[fatmooseknuckle]

Tits or GTFO

this ^ is more important that stats. there's nothing wrong with being good, but we're really not concerned if you're the best or the worst. we just like people that we get along with. join up in our TS, squad up and have fun. but most imortantly DOGTFO!

[Friar]

Are you sure you know what your getting in to???? Just a warning, things that are seen here cannot be unseen! But seriously, we are a crude, rowdy bunch. As far as what we look for, is more about personality than skill level, not everyone can tolerate our shenanigans. Our skills range from the barely able to function as a human, much less operate a computer and understand the concept of a shooter (xNoobaliciousx) to pro haxxor level awesomeness (myself of course....haha - I don't want to give anyone else here a big head). Most of our members fall into the former category...

Anyways, enjoy your stay, however long it may last. Hopefully you come away scarred for life.

[artisans]

to pro haxxor level awesomeness (myself of course....haha - I don't want to give anyone else here a big head).

Lolololololoo lo ololol

More like pr0w level

[xNoobaliciousX]

Are you sure you know what your getting in to???? Just a warning, things that are seen here cannot be unseen! But seriously, we are a crude, rowdy bunch. As far as what we look for, is more about personality than skill level, not everyone can tolerate our shenanigans. Our skills range from the barely able to function as a human, much less operate a computer and understand the concept of a shooter (xNoobaliciousx) to pro haxxor level awesomeness (myself of course....haha - I don't want to give anyone else here a big head). Most of our members fall into the former category...

Anyways, enjoy your stay, however long it may last. Hopefully you come away scarred for life.

First of all maverick, I don't want you to get the wrong impression about my skillz. I am clearly THE party boat pro in this group... Maybe even the entire town.

Not everyone in here is crude and sick. Take me for example. I haven't had the pleasure of talking to you in TS, but I'm sure you will find me polite and approachable.

Not sure how old you are, but their are certain folks here (cough, friar & arti, cough) that legally can not have contact with under 13s for certain legal reasons. Hope that's not a problem.


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[Friar]

to pro haxxor level awesomeness (myself of course....haha - I don't want to give anyone else here a big head).

Lolololololoo lo ololol

More like pr0w level

You know it! LoL,

[stonersparadise]

Don't worry about what friar says about skillz. Most of the guys here are terrible players with the exception of me and artisans. Noob is our ass inspector. If you have pics please forward them to him and if you pass it will greatly increase your chances if becoming a member. I have some awesome photos of myself so hit me up your number if you want to see.
Plus we need tits for fuck sake.

[fatmooseknuckle]

this thread is so full of win, i don't even know where to start w/ the quotes. omg, you guys have me cracking the fuck up! but seriously, be sure you know what you're getting into. most have said their decision to join was the single most regretable and/or shameful thing they've ever done. still no dicks or tits?

[Wallacker]

My name is dick, but that's not why they let me play here, although it's certainly not because I'm any good, so it could be because of the dick.

[Werwolf TurnerD]

I have been playing first person shooters since I was old enough to hold a control.

A/S/L?
Also, when you say hold a "control" do you mean controller? Or bowel and/or bladder control? I am curious.

In BF3 im level 100 on ps3 and just got the game on pc so im only level 15.

This can actually be a problem - we feel that console games are destroying PC games. So by admitting to the fact that you are a console gamer(?) is like admitting that you like to hunt whales to someone who works for Greenpeace or that or that you advocate condom use in adult movies to someone who believes in freedom of expression.

But you are working on the problem, so that helps!

On BF4 im level 15 aswell and loving this game. Im a firm believer that with teamwork and communication even the worst of players can go positive in games.

I'm a firm (solidly firm grip) that even the worst players with teamwork, communication and even hacks are still the worst players.

To quote my favorite philosopher, Jesus Christ - "Get better" and if that doesn't work for you then I go by another of his maxims "aim for the head" - and if neither of those help you then I have nothing left to say on the matter.

But you must be good.
Really good.

I have played MW3 for money. My team was the top 2v2 team in MW3.

How much money? What I mean, is if I gave you a sum of money would you play with me? I mean gaming - maybe dress up in uniform? No?

Now im not saying that to toot my own horn but im saying that because my friend I was playing with NEVER went positive in any game. Until he met me. We started communicating and BAM he was doing better than he had ever done.Let me join TRR and we can win this. We could do game battles and we can dominate any platoon thrown at us.

But you are in fact "tooting your own horn", quite loudly actually. Also you are implying that we are bad and you can help us? Is that correct?

You are going to help us "win this"?
Win what? This game? Life? The fight to overcome our impulses?

Considering your skill, confidence and knowledge of gaming, I think....I think you should be allowed to join.

I think you should be allowed into TRR.

P.S
Im a great pilot and sniper

Aww fuck, it's a no then.
I consider armor players and cowering recon to be subhuman filth who should be murdered IRL - so no, fuck no.

[awesomer]

Tits or GTFO

Sooooo...... Where's my GD tits!??????

[orngechevy]

No TITS what do you think this is kindergarten FFS and on veterans day too

[John Cooke]

@Turner's post, full of win as usual

@mav... although Turner just stated our feelings towards consoles, let me reinforce it... consoles are for bitches, also TOGTFO.

GL Mav